- someone stole the lights off my bike in the secure parking garage: hatehatehate. #
- @jorgeortiz85 it’s called the Internet. welcome to it, r-tard. #
- @jorgeortiz85 and sorry for calling you an r-tard. #
- a piece of code basically just kicked me in the balls. it hurts. #
- @hoopsomuah steel-toed. i think i’ll have it beat in a few days though. #
- http://twitties.com/vote.php bahaha one of my tweets is a final nomination #
- @twitties 03560286024605240 0560467055809780061063609 00008556 #
- I think I just closed a null+arbitrary-offset vulnerability. whew. #
- wrote 400 words on why the dev managers should accept my one line changeset. shipping is awesome. #
- http://twitpic.com/9po2 - one of the saddest phrases. #
- accomplishment of the day: pushing a 15 year old down at an anti-flag show. yes, i saw anti-flag. i might have been the oldest person there. #
- TravelForChange.org has connected 17 sponsorships. We have way, way more sponsors than volunteers though. Tell your friends! Support @Obama! #
- http://icanhaz.com/prayforrain evangelicals praying for rain on obama’s DNCC speech. wow, i can’t even explain how apt and awful this is. #
- the slog semi-pans TravelForChange.org: http://icanhaz.com/effyoutoodan no such thing as bad publicity, though, right? #
- overheard on bus: “at long as he’s not a douche or a vegetarian” #
- oh new yorker style edition, do me so right. #
- uggh somehow ended up in belltown. this place is full of trash. #
- @shawnhenning right, it’s bad. at least they make a good mind eraser here. #
- http://twitpic.com/9lg6 - we were discussing doing awful things to people who pass out first. then I passed out first. #
- street kid has a kitten in the hood of his hoodie. adorable. #
- about to catch thao and the get down stay down. all age festival -> high schoolers. #
- @shawnhenning hells yeah. I’m going to go for a walk in one of the most pleasant nights we’ll have for a while. #
- http://twitpic.com/9ess - sign on an old school ambulance. #
- happy birthday john mccain! 72 FUCKING YEARS OLD! #
- I just saw an empty 40 of “mickey’s ice”. what is this new drink and how soon can it be taped to my hands? #
- @dmacdougall I’d hit it, but only out of spite. #
- @cbfx haha no that was not me. I do enjoy a good dumb analogy, though. #
- at a research talk on the new cube cryptanalysis attack. someone asked a dumb question and the audience literally scoffed. #
- @mikeyk: normal days: swan lake, hold steady, tpc. manic days: aesop rock, common, animal collective #
- @door2lalaland oh no! how is it that you climbed 3 miles last week and got pwned by a 4″ curb today? #
- i’m a little amazed how quickly the phrase “get the facts” spread everywhere. i’m also a little sick of it. #
- just got my first facebook worm spam. I wonder if it’s a virus or a csrf. #
- oh. I just got the pun in the title of that book “obamanation”. real lackluster. #
- high praise: “there might be a real programmer in you yet”. #
- @shawnhenning über senior dev. apparently you’re not really programming until there is assembly involved. #
- winzip install: 6 minutes. what a great piece of software that should be 15kb. #
- fuck me, when did my job become really hard? shipping has more in common with marathon running than programming, i think. #
- http://gallery1.demconvention.com/ is working better tonight. watching live. #
- dear hrc. please don’t screw this up. pretty please. #
- new laziness: turn huge monitor to bed, zoom in a bit, code from bed. i just wish os x was all vector already. maybe i should get a laptop. #
- @cbfx as shucks #
- http://twitpic.com/97pf - in Seattle it’s hard to tell who is a hobo and who isn’t. #
- why hasn’t encryption gotten then web2.0 user-friendly treatment yet? #
- @mikeyk I don’t like sharing everything with gov’ment databases though. facebook needs a public key field. #
- @jbergen hobos are like toddlers. peaceful when they’re all tuckered out. #
- @cbfx just become a hobo. then you’ll live downtown because that’s where there are dumpsters. #
- oh program managers, what won’t you understand next? #
- finding any excuse to write python at work. luckily, ironpython makes it fairly easy. #
- definitely understanding the correlation between rain and coffee consumption. #
- I’m going to have to get much more fashionable rain gear. #
- congrats to cooliris.com for releasing 1.8. miss you kids. #
- http://www.demconvention.com/ so silverlight crashed my firefox, but this video of michelle obama looks _so_ good. use safari :i #
- @mlygng kairos theme: subprime mortgage kairisis. and there’s always kairoe v wade. #
- @jorgeortiz85 yeah I saw that twenty minutes into her speech. that’s it, I’m voting for ron paul. #
- I installed an os x security patch and now my machine crashes every 5 minutes. this is bad. #
- first time i’ve made it to msft early enough for breakfast in quite a while. burrito time. #
- david cheridan, one year later i realize you were right: boolean variables are never what you want. not for long, at least. #
- running stress tests. I hope to trick it into crashing with a debugger attached. #
- why did no one ever tell me you can see the condom in my wallet through my back pocket? not classy. ландшафт#
- JASON’S FRIENDS MISSION OF THE DAY: pick a blog/community you partake in and get them to cover TravelForChange.org. You can win an Alisa! #
- couldn’t get a reservation on the connector so I biked to the 520 and caught a 545 bus. 45 minutes home to office. #
- “Download complete. You can now disconnect from the internet.” Is that dialog message from 1996? No, from last week. #
- for those about to die in the desert, we salute you. #
- TravelForChange.org mentioned on wonkette! i’d expect them to be no less snarky. http://tinyurl.com/6dd2hr #
- travelforchange.org sponsorship #2 in the bag. please everyone tell your friends about it. #
- about to rock some trivia night. fear me, seattle. #
- @shawnhenning trivia at norm’s in fremont. we did horribly, but had the best team name: “drowning michael phelps”. #
- iPhone seems snappier after 2.0.2. apple is back in my good graces. #
- your language is subpar if: a google for “generators” and the language returns results for code generators and nothing about “yield”. #
- most things are just crutches for the less capable. #
- travelforchange.org has gotten sponsors for all of our current volunteers! NEED MORE! #
- looking at preprocessor porn. just so close to turing complete, but always a second stack away. #
- oh dang, http://www.travelforchange.org just funded it’s first volunteer. #
- @dlwh my people are on it. #
- irony rules everything around me. #
- just slept for ten hours on a floor. I feel so ridiculously restful. #
- eating at a brazillian place for lunch. special occasion, I’m going to eat a whole side of beef. #
- @cbfx we are the same person, btw. #
- I love typing >> in c# and it actually works! c++ is so sad. #
- @mikeyk exactly my situation, with one 4-way KVM. #
- had a dream about the silverlight rendering loop. and beating the shit out of something at 30 fps. #
- Sneak Preview! http://www.travelforchange.org my side project for the last while. Launching for reals tomorrow hopefully. #
- @shawnhenning the site is only secondarily to get the chicks… we’re also trying to help the campaign. #
- @fliushkin wow. you nailed it. bail on the valley, get to seattle asap. our kind of vanity is respected here. #
- @susannourse welcome to twitter. iPhone, twitter, you’re a big nerd. #
- finally got a second monitor! everything is the best. #
- omg. the box was full of paper. I hate my officemates. hate hate hate. #
- what should I do to get revenge upon my coworkers? #
- the new battlestar galactica is so much more believable than the 1970s version. #
- @fliushkin you might be a counterexample. your hair is constantly coiffed. #
- dear everyone I know. I’m too lazy to sign up for the @obama txt when he announces vp. tweet it for me, kthx. #
- crazy hoboess is trimming her dog right in the square at 4th and pine. hobodog hair everywhere. #
- not the newest member of the team anymore. still the youngest. #
- seattle has turned me into a machine that turns coffee into code and sweat. i almost look forward to the rain. #
is the most passive aggressive emoticon. i hate it. - i just cleaned out my head with a neti pot. good god, i will never be congested again. cannot recommend this highly enough. #
- @shawnhenning you pour hot salt water in one nostril and it comes out the other. http://tinyurl.com/2lcqs2 #
- http://mvanier.livejournal.com/2897.html excellent article on deriving the Y combinator #
- @laurencooney whoa you actually have a das keyboard? is it as sweet as i imagine it is? #
- I just tried to find the downvote button on an arbitrary webpage. Why can’t I downvote anything I want? #
- back to 90% health. and back to the office. I was jonesing for some bug fixing. #
- feeling better after a shower. also, i’m more clean-shaven than i’ve been in two months. #
- saddest ad ever during colbert involves a little girl being kicked out of her house due to foreclosure. nooooo #
- @shawnhenning real. oh god another one just came on. #
- @truebethegreat that’s what we call software development. welcome to the machine. SHIP IT. #
- http://scarlettjohansson.com/ this might be my in #
- @shawnhenning I’ll take what I can get when it comes to scarlett. #
- thank you triage. you punted this bug I’ve wanted punted for a month. #
- I never put any thought into the fact that Battles’ Atlas has lyrics until today’s questionablecontent strip. #
- @cbfx oh dang dogg. happy birthday. #
- watching x-files before bed. bad idea? #
- @shawnhenning I resent the implication that I drink all the time. that’s barely true. #
- does nobody else sleep? I got over 20 txts after midnight last night. #
- @fliushkin what’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of snorting buckets of cocaine. #
- @dlwh you just got nominated for a twitty. #
- how come when obama spews that bullshit I just eat it up? charisma is stupid. #
- @mlygng are there any diseases that affect new jerseyites? can we fling plague rate at them? #
- sought shelter from the wind in a downtown doorway. poor choice. stench of urine overwhelming. #
- creepy dude is following me around. I think he’s just trying to sell me drugs but he’s got these wild eyes. #
- oh, I know the dj. bahaha I feel awesome for saying that even though it’s retarded. also, he played idioteque. #
- destroyed. gg microsofy. chip picked Mlle up on the street. #
- I an srsteiyes. forgive mrS worthlesseD #
- expunging that drunken update like my stomach just expunged its contents. #
- @shawnhenning i went to ’see sound’ cos @johnsnavely knew the dj. drink tickets = bad idea. #
- my body is in open rebellion. only a matter of time before russia invades. #
- @benjamn good q. I hate/will not watch the olympics, but good god we’re streaming 4x more data than anyone has ever tried. #
- @truebethegreat dude georgia had it coming. shouldn’t be located so close to russia. #
- @jbergen I hope all-points-west is as big of a freakshow as coachella. I doubt it, though. #
- one hour into my attempts to get at&t to disable my voice mail. #
- gave up, at&t says no dice. new solution: my outgoing message is five minutes of silence. @shawnhenning drunken txts are the new hotness. #
- my division broke one billion dollars this year so msft threw us a barbeque. it’s more like a sausage fest. #
- hobovertising. it’s always sunny in philadelphia is now my favorite tv show ever. #
- 3 showers in the past 24 hours. that’s about as many as i usually take in a week. #
- “semantic river” kundera. you are so fired. this book is going well other than the words in it. #
- @laotralamisma it’s like flash. I am working on it right now. click yes, install. #
- mandatory plug: http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/ I had a small, small part in that. You can watch the Olympics live. On the web. FUCKYEAH. #
- @mlygng @jbergen clogging the global tubes happens. usually when someone releases a worm that infects windows. #
- @laotralamisma we are old. I’ve run into three of my old students at msft this summer. #
- att’n milan kundera: put the metaphor down and slowly back away. you’ve lost your metaphor privileges. #
- …fluttering down to it like birds to francis of assisi’s shoulders. this sentence would be better if the subject were hoes. #
- 7 minutes to make a long island. worst bartender ever. #
- dear god having a huge bed is AWESOME. #
- my usual alarm just went off, but I’ve already done more in the past 3 hours than I usually do all day. #
- @shawnhenning aye. I’ll be pretty happy if I don’t crash today. #
- http://mk2systems.com/memekast/mk034 ashes to ashes sample about 17:00 in *swoon* my favorite bowie song. #
- I was totally blowing off this bug cos it looked boring… turns out a whole team is blocked on it. they shoulda told me :i #
- @rmatei glad I could be of service. in service in you getting your bone on. #
- @jbergen creepy! what app does that? I want. #
- everyone I know is becoming a programmer. #