Niksawe: it’s like
N: 30% of your peeps…are still here….
N: unless you never had peeps….
N: maybe you just stood outside the French House on Cafe Nights
N: and hoped for the best
N: regardless, I am not RSVPing to meet you at the Zen Buddha Lounge
jasonpjason: hahaha
j: you will be missed there mr sawe
j: hemingway had his six word stories
j: we could come up with some six word doucheries
j: “outside french house, hoping for best”

laotralamisma Laughing at myself for running around getting the apartment clean and the laundry done before He gets home. Maybe I should vacuum too.
ehagen @laotralsmisma are you getting ready for the rapture? Your capitalized He must mean Jesus is coming soon
jasonpjason @ehagen @laotralamisma Jesus probably cares more about the cleanliness of your soul than of your carpet.
ehagen @Jasonpjason @laotralsmisma I hear he has a pocket full of horses and fucks the shit out of bears
laotralamisma @ehagen My GoodHousewifing Magazine says that ladies should always refer to their domestic partners in the Capital.
laotralamisma @jasonpjason @ehagen It also says to just be still and let him finish- any idea what that means?
cbfx @laotralamisma evidently, they don’t. Lucky for you, I do. It means don’t move until he’s done giving you that barbershop-close shave.
ehagen @laotralsmisma it means “he’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming.” … George Washington that is!