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Wait, The Onion has a dating website?
 

I’ve known this forever, but I never really thought about how strange this is, and why it is strange. Print papers might have dating ads, right? And The Onion is actually a paper weekly in a few cities in the US, but its dating site is national. It’s definitely an online endeavour in my mind, so it strikes me as incredibly odd that this content site spawned a dating network. Weird.

Hate the Game
 

I strangely don’t hate this meme.

Year in Review: Top 5 Hobos of 2008
 

Sequined Woman Outside My Apartment

This woman sits outside the ice cream shop below my apartment most nights, and rarely asks for anything. Like a hybrid from BSG, she talks constantly about things beyond sense. The best thing is she wears this light pink sequined top that is awesome.

Guy Who Dances Outside of Havana

Havana has all of a $5 cover, but why pay when the whole street is your dance floor? He will routinely stand right outside a window and dance to the music that bleeds through. I recently wanted to go dance with him, but Annie nixed the idea.

Hobo Who Yelled at Me for Lying About Not Having Any Cash

“Save the lies for your dad or for her,” he yells and gestures to Corey. This guy got me thinking a lot about how important politeness and saving face are in our society. I usually have cash on me, but I prefer to say “Don’t have any” when people ask me for change. The alternative would be “Listen, I’m not stupid, I know that it is impossible to go hungry on the streets of Seattle and you’re going to spend this money on drugs.” In the end I think this is okay behavior, just a fully-acknowledged white lie like the many others we tell (”I have to wash my hair”). But props to this hobo for inciting this thought.

Benny the Rock Man

Benny is Fremont’s chief hobo. Any given night of the week, he will gather huge stones and stack them five feet high. There isn’t anything special about these rocks and there’s no trick to it, just mad concentration and some sort of Hinduism he subscribes to. He also yells at passersby sometimes, though usually just bros who fuck with him and he says nice things to me (he digs my ’stargyle’ hoodie). He’s pretty much an institution around here and everyone knows his work.

Really Nice Guy Selling ‘Real Change’ in Front of My Apartment

This is my favorite hobo in a sincere way; no snark about it. He sells those hobo newspapers in front of the grocery store below me, and I buy one every week. He lives in a rehab center of some kind getting help, and selling the paper is part of his program. He talks to everyone on the street and is mad cheerful. I’m pretty sure that there are days there he is the only human I interact with in person, which probably says more about me than him.

Japan Trip Highlights
 

jasonpjason’s Japan Trip 2008 photoset


I just got back from Japan where I went to Tokyo and Kyoto with Emily and George. That place is just insane. Short form of some highlights:

  • Tokyo Station is the most overwhelming place I’ve ever stepped into. It took me an hour to figure it out enough to get from the airport express line to a line that would take me to Ginza. I eventually had to go up three floors so I could confirm there was a sky in Tokyo.
  • Japanese people shop ALL the time.
  • Japanese girls wear this uniform of boots, tights, and miniskirts. Seriously, all of them. It is definitely attractive, but it’s odd to see such uniformity.
  • There are so many people everywhere. And they’re always shopping.
  • Bars in Tokyo’s Golden-Gai seat 10 people, tops. I don’t understand what the scene is supposed to be like, and I definitely don’t understand how they make money.
  • Kyoto is Hyrule, and the whole country is straight out of Final Fantasy. I’m no longer impressed with game designers; they just show what they see everyday.
  • Cabs do not pick up gaijin unless you step in front of them and yell.
  • Harajuku is as すごい as I had imagined. I loved it there, and I want to move there.
  • Creepy otaku in Akihabara are as creepy as you might imagine. We sat in a restaurant next to dudes going through binders of photos of very young girls.
No More Shitty Things!
 

Sam and I are blagging again over at nomoreshittythings. We’re going for 3 posts a week instead of one a day now to be more sustainable. Do check it out.

Seattle Rallies
 


After Obama’s victory speech I went down to 1st and Pine outside the Showbox with Ben and Talia, and it was amazing. A decent-sized crowd marched from there down to Pioneer Square, chanting and dancing and playing music the whole way.

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And then on Saturday I attended the local march for civil rights and marriage equality.

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Diff two XML documents
 

I came across the need to compare two XML trees for equality in unit tests I’m writing for a project you’ll hopefully hear about soon. I started to write a tree-walking comparer then thought I’d google around to see if anyone had done this for me. simplexmldiff is a clever script that just reads in two XML docs, pretty prints them, and then diffs their output. Brilliant. It isn’t perfectly accurate due to whitespace, but I don’t care about that for this project. I reimplemented what I needed of it in 4 lines of python. hellah.

Infinite Jest
 

I spent all the bus rides of the last two months of my life reading David Foster Wallace’s 1000-page epic Infinite Jest, and I just finished last weekend. It was a great experience reading the book and it is a phenomenal piece of literature. I was cnstantly impressed by how approachable it was; like most Stanford grads, I am forever 150 pages into Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow, but I had no trouble reading Wallace beyond the sheer volume of it. It did inspire me to buy the WordBook app for my iPhone, though. That app is sweet.

John and I have talked a bit about how oddly predictive the novel is, though it is not really trying to be any kind of science fiction story. Particularly interesting is a several page spew about the (future) history of videoconferencing technology. The short version of it is that (1) the bandwidth and devices for vc become as ubiquitous as the telephone, (2) vc becomes all the rage, (3) people start to notice that vc does not have the anonymizing qualities of voice communication; a vc’er cannot be doodling, doing a crossword, watching TV, etc while engaged in vc’ing; a vc’er has to worry about his appearance, so (4) first devices and then software come out that alter and improve the appearance of people vc’ing, (5) these devices progress to the point that the vc image of a person is almost completely replaced with lifelike avatars of people in a state of appearance so pristine that it bears no resemblance to the actual user of the technology. (6) Everyone gets sick of this silly state of affairs and vc is obsolesced by good old voice communication. Back in the real world, we are basically at stage (1) right now and vc has not yet taken off the way 2001 told us it would. Upon reading this history, it is obvious that videoconferening sucks big ones and I don’t want it (though I must admit I have some interest in developing the software in (5)). John posted an excerpt of this section.

The novel also predicted the end of broadcast TV, something I am very committed to. I have yet to regularly watch broadcast TV since I started college, and the rest of the world has finally caught up with me; I can watch what I want on hulu or iTunes even more easily than I used to pirate it. Broadcast TV’s days are certainly numbered. A prediction that no one seems to have made, though, is the coming demise of physical media. Apple deprecated the floppy drive before anyone else (to much criticism) and is now deprecating the CD/DVD, or trying to. Netflix soft-launched its Silverlight streaming player recently and put tens of thousands of films online, and one must suspect that the days are numbered for the somewhat silly business of sending people movies through the mail. In Infinite Jest, most entertainment is consumed through HD casette tapes; soon most entertainment will be streamed to your computer or XBox or, least likely, some dedicated set-top box.

These details are not at all the main thrust of this great work, but I wanted to mention them because they’re things I think about a good deal. Also, I recently read Rolling Stone’s story on Wallace’s demons. It’s an interesting read, and really reminds you that depression is a tragic disease like any other.

TravelForChange winding down
 

TFC LogoAfter running for two months, it’s almost time to finish up with TravelForChange. It’s been more successful than we ever expected, and I feel that we really made a difference– nearly 300 campaigners were sponsored by around 150 sponsors. Conventional wisdom says 1 in 14 people are persuaded by personal contact with a campaigner, and a campaigner can talk to such and such people in that timespan. Do some math and I’m sure it’ll turn out that TFC touched tens of thousands of people in states where every vote is critical.

I’d like to thank everyone who worked on the project: Alisa Whitfield, Brian Park, Justine Seidenfeld. Mesa Schumacher, and Devin Sok. And I’d like to thank all of the volunteers who did the real important work. And I’d especially like to thank all the sponsors, and I’d also like to especially thank Alisa for having the great idea and really running the operation and Brian for writing so much of the code for the site.

You can read about TFC in some press-like publications; we were covered by the SF Chronicle, panned by Dan Savage, and mentioned in Wonkette.

Thanks again to everyone involved in the project! Now all that remains is to WIN!

Twitter Updates for 2008-10-20
 
  • @benjamn brave words. be weary, this is how adulthood creeps in. #
  • dopplr.com has a great logo. anyone else i know use it besides @mikeyk? #
  • well, zipcar just called me to apologize for my bad experience. and they tossed me some free hours. apology accepted. #
  • @mikeyk i suspect i killed the rfid in the card. be careful about that? #
  • i didn’t realized that ted stevens is 84 years old. is it wrong of me to hope that he dies in a prison cell? #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-19
 
  • via @jbergen: http://josephbergen.com/seals/ another run of the greatest tshirt known to man. order yours today. #
  • just got tickets to two krad shows this week: mountain goats monday and against me! friday. #
  • homecoming kids all over Fremont. basically adorable. #
  • @mikeyk by accident. by. by. if you say “on” I will judge you. #
  • man, turn on the bright lights is still one of the best albums. #
  • colin powell i want to make sweet, sweet love to you. also i feel motivated to kick another $50 to the campaign. #
  • @laurencooney first world problems #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-18
 
  • no work for 5 days woo. minivacation for my team due to shipping. #
  • @shawnhenning chill my face off, most probably. and learn sse assembly. #
  • @shawnhenning do I suck if I say writing asm sounds more fun? #
  • starcraft2 is being released in 3 parts. and the multiplayer changes with each one. this is likely the worst news i’ve had in years. #
  • a DJ calling himself “casio” is playing in my neighborhood tonight. how can I find out if it’s the real CASIO? the sexy friends one? help! #
  • good salsa. yes. #
  • @shawnhenning tacos guayamos. most passable Seattle burrito not on the southside. #
  • does anyone else feel a slight anxiety when they’re away from their phone? #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-17
 
  • @truebethegreat that meme reeks of effort. #
  • http://icanhaz.com/omgscience have you heard about this thing called science? it turns out it’s awesome. #
  • http://tinyurl.com/ar8s8 me too! looking back, i’m pretty sure kids just have better hearing. #
  • @cbfx maybe this is why we ended up in professions where we interact more with machines than people. #
  • I am loving PMs today. they are hilarious. #
  • oh no more people are joining this meeting. 10% efficiency drop for every participant. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-16
 
  • dear zipcar: i’m breaking up with you. bye. #
  • wtf, mccain is parroting what obama has been saying about energy all campaign #
  • have you seen my nuclear pants? #
  • are we in 1600s britain, because i can see us engaging in some cavalier activity (thanks @ashlita123… and @obama) #
  • re zipcar sucking: my card wouldn’t open the car, customer service was basically useless, and no other cars nearby were available. fail. #
  • indecision: do i buy an iphone 3g now, or wait 9 months and drop my contract to get an android phone? i am sick of iphone’s laggy ui. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-15
 
  • I am impressed with my team. 4 handles in an hour. I am shitfaced at work. #
  • just played the indie cred game with a manager. #
  • this bar doesn’t have jim beam? really? fine, maker’s on the rocks it is. #
  • @shawnhenning del ray, belltown. we shipped, foo. and very plastered. #
  • i did a great job aggravating my flu yesterday. working from home today. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-14
 
  • just drove into the armageddon. and by armageddon I mean the next six months of rain. #
  • another five page footnote. infinite jest goes slowly. #
  • @rmatei sorry, we can keep it above the table. #
  • let’s have a drink at midnight in remembrance of our @stanford.edu emails. goodbye, jbprado. #
  • @shawnhenning the accounts expire pretty much for good. facebook won’t know though. will continue oogling freshmen. #
  • wow i’d never listened to the replacements before. ‘answering machine’ is like a punch in the face. in a good way #
  • http://tinyurl.com/4ec53v silverlight 2 shippppped. #
  • hey I hold a stake in
    goldman sachs now. I’m gonna live it up. #
  • http://bit.ly/vcspoof never trust anyone with a degree from anywhere but stanford or mit. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-13
 
  • jesus this cafe is loud. interfering with listening to the new mountain goats. also, my eee pc is sweet and i’m switching to vim. #
  • @cbfx they’re $350, get one! #
  • @truebethegreat you’re a shell of a man. #
  • turn off the wifi and the eee pc lasts forever. bonus: I can write this way too! #
  • @mikeyk 900, linux, 16gb ssd. #
  • @shawnhenning bahahaha this remix is awesome #
  • old media might be dying but at least reporters don’t get into pissy battles on twitter like bloggers do. #
  • And I said what about “What About Breakfast At Tiffany’s”? She said “I think I remember that shitty, shitty one hit wonder”. #
  • I downloaded a bunch of the music videos of Smashing Pumpkins’ greatest hits CDs. the Ava Adore video is _awesome_. #
  • spending the first ten minutes of my day trying to reboot vista. I might buy myself more ram. #
  • hi codebase, meet my friend teh law of demeter. #
  • @jackstah __missing__ is also pretty sweet– called upon looking up something not there. #
  • @dlwh i’m paralyzed by choices right now. can’t deal with this. this is my “wang problem”. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-12
 
  • i’m going to watch ‘birth of a nation’. i’m in for some serious old school racism. hell, the first five minutes have been racist as hell. #
  • http://twitpic.com/fryo - signed woo. also told chris that I’m on his blog. #
  • http://twitpic.com/frys - signed woo. also told chris that I’m on his blog. #
  • http://twitpic.com/frzo - signed woo. also told chris that I’m on his blog. #
  • http://twitpic.com/frzq - signed woo. also told chris that I’m on his blog. #
  • http://twitpic.com/frzv - signed woo. also told chris that I’m on his blog. #
  • @laurencooney yeah, it was the first film to, like, use cuts within a scene. also, it’s INCREDIBLY RACIST. [aside:twitpic.com is dead to me] #
  • Oliver Stone just out-Colbert’d Colbert. #
  • @dlwh it could be your savior #
  • @pfau it’s better than New York: the city that never sleeps with you at all. #
  • I love lyricwiki.org. Works perfectly with Harmonic, and the wiki makes it easy to add the lyrics. #
  • snow crash may have been right: the US might end up only making software, entertainment, and pizza. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-11
 
  • ‘life imitating snark’. oh npr, brilliant. #
  • getting my copy of the great outdoor fight signed. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-10
 
  • @mikeyk girls’ names from songs I like. #
  • playing with my eee pc while compiling #
  • @cbfx omg, “chason brado” is totally my new pseudonym. #
  • down nearly 5k points over 6 months. is this a crash? #
  • TravelForChange.org has shipped 187 volunteers to swing states. I think we’ve earned a NYTimes story. Anyone got contacts? #
  • @ninosaurusrex I would give that man a kidney. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-09
 
  • onstad is coming to seattle, woo. #
  • @shawnhenning that website is in no way not in german. pretty pictures though. #
  • only three bands I’ve listened to for > a week: smashing pumpkins, swan lake, destroyer. nothing else appeals somehow. #
  • @truebethegreat king crimson + tool? link meh! #
  • less bad for the world: running my heater, or running folding@home on my mac pro to heat up my room? #
  • today is a corporate bullshit kind of day. #
  • pony tail has broken my sad music streak. highly recommend their albums, and their shows even more. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-08
 
  • @door2lalaland “come hang out” is a booty call if I’ve ever heard one. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-07
 
  • @mikeyk proton decay. after a year of use, your phone has lost 10% of its original protons. #
  • @pfau you know nothing of science #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-06
 
  • @truebethegreat where is cooliris these days? ima come by. #
  • @door2lalaland do not trust cs boys. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-05
 
  • “I want blue hair like his” a child says to his mother. my work here is done. #
  • seen in Fremont tonight: zombies, marching band. this place is redeeming itself. #
  • breaking news: the marching band is actually composed of zombies. #
  • @shawnhenning back in the states yet? #
  • @rmatei I don’t even know you #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-04
 
  • @ehagen oh I am straight up jealous. sing one for me. #
  • oh fremont. some douche just leaned out of a passing cab to call me a ‘cocksucking freak’ as I walked home. #
  • just saw german tourists doing the macerena downtown. I suspect this is what they think of us. #
  • standing in the rain, I just taught myself to whistle. #
  • I want a home movie theater. #
  • @cbfx thanks for the update on counterstrike tournies. #
  • @cbfx i’ve fallen back into irc. where do you hang out these days? #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-03
 
  • @benjamn alas no, other than telling everyone I can that jQuery >> anything msft puts out. #
  • I am sarah palin’s retarded baby. #
  • @truebethegreat retarded baby daddy. ambiguous phrase of the week. #
  • witnessing the best bearded-hobo-slightly-uncomfortable-girl conversation in a while. #
  • @ehagen we need to do research if we write a hobo book. are you willing? #
  • i committed my first piece of shipping x86 assembly. hax. #
  • @truebethegreat if it took you six months to find a bug I wrote in cooliris it’s your own fault. #
  • read thousands of locs today. headed home early with little mind left. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-02
 
  • step one to using xcode as a real dev environment: http://tinyurl.com/3zu8ff #
  • @johnsnavely i definitely thought that there is no way the pixies are _that_ old. apparently bossa nova was something before them? #
  • ’she wants revenge’ make possibly the most vapid pop songs, but set to a post-punk tune. imagine if pink were singing for a second. #
  • i can divide by two and add a zero much faster than i can multiply by 5. and it goes forward, not backward. multiplying by 5 is for suckers. #
  • @pfau ain’t nothing dishonorable ’bout that beard #
  • in leopard you can cd // and end up in //. cd / or cd ///… all go to /. odd. #
  • @benjamn is zsh for reals where it’s at? I’ll look into it. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-10-01
 
  • hulu colbert report has ads for… wrestling? don’t think that money was well spent. #
  • @pfau it’s back and it has obama at 85% chance to win today. jesus. #
  • halfway through infinite jest! this book has motivated me to buy wordbook on my mobile. #
  • jesus christ. I just got an email congratulating me on my six month anniversary at msft. has it been six months? #
  • @nik83 got next week’s itinerary: fly in sunday afternoon, leave wednesday night. hotel party on sunday or what? #
Twitter Updates for 2008-09-30
 
  • ‘or’ is a reserved word under gcc. is that ansi? how do I stop it? #
  • 6:45pm and it’s too dark to read on the bus home. gg seattle, I’m moving to argentina. #
  • http://twitpic.com/dvgx - upon returning to my office, I found it was in the hallway. #
  • I mean I like no doubt, but there’s a time and a place for everything and it’s called when I was in middle school. #
  • @mikeyk that endorsement could not ring less. #
  • @mikeyk cheridan is a wacko. a year after taking the class, though, I like a lot of it a lot. #
  • hey msft is flying me to the bay area next week. what hotel in PA is sweet? don’t say the glass slipper inn. #
  • gcc I love you but you jump when you should call and I just don’t know why. #